Top 10 Reasons to be a Deist instead of an Atheist
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From the home office in Louisville, KY...
Top 10 Reasons to be a Deist instead of an Atheist
10. Never get tired of that glassy bewildered stare when I tell people my philosophical outlook.
9. During sex, crying out "Oh God! Oh God!" sounds better than "No God! No God!"
8. You get all the benefits of believing in God while saving 10% (no tithing)
7. You get all the benefits of believing in God while getting to sleep in on Sundays.
6. Look, I like being different. OK?
5. You get to identify with famous people from history who had great hair
4. You never have to feel annoyed with all the God references around you in this secular democracy that separates Church from State so well.
3. I like saying Biblegod to make the distinction.
2. You can take comfort that God gave us all the Gift of Reason. Now, if we could only convince President Bush to use it.
...and the #1 reason to be a Deist instead of an Atheist... (*drum roll*)
1. You get to reject Christianity in the name of God.
(*sound of Paul Shaffer's band playing*)
