Top 10 Things to Say to the Biblegod
Hey, just in case I'm wrong and this being does exist...
On another discussion board, one Christian asked me what I will say when I stand before Christ and he asks "Why didn't you believe I died for you?"
It really got me thinking. Maybe I should be ready in case that happens, however unlikely it may seem now. I prepared for that board a Top 10 reply list for all the other heathen free-thinkers out there. I thought I'd share it here.
Just remember, at that point you're screwed anyway so we might as well thumb our nose at that sadistic megalomaniac one last time before the big roast.
List of Top 10 Replies
10. Wow, you really ARE real. Hope you're not the evil sadist the Bible says you are.
9. Don't you know? Aren't you God?
8. Because I thought you gave us a brain with the intent that we think with it. Well, silly me.
7. Because YOU never told me. DUH!
6. Wow, you really ARE real. Hope you're not the psychotic megalomanic the Bible says you are.
5. Because I thought you created lemmings as an example of what we're to avoid rather than model.
4. You know, it seemed a lot less believable when it came from Jack Chick.
3. Actually, it STILL seems pretty far-fetched.
2. Wow, you really ARE real. Are you aware of this blasphemous book called "The Holy Bible" which says all kinds of awful things about you...?
...and the #1 answer...
1. Yeah, yeah. You don't even have to say anything. I'm going...
